There is a website that will dig through your archive of Facebook Status updates and generate new potential status updates you could post by mashing together parts of old posts. There were some pretty good ones that were actually pretty accurate (though most were really weird). Below are a few of the ones I found funny. You can get your own by going to their site –

Wow, struggling to get rid of wine.

Love being funny with you

If you’re not pushing watermelon out…

Waiting for the first of chocolate chip cookies.

She said I wasn’t making any goofy faces in the world.

It was not water weight actually.

I’m still working away on a batch of chocolate chip cookies.

Our dog is getting internets of chocolate chip cookies.

Its so beautiful we’re going to blow this